Boom Boom

Earlier this afternoon I heard crazy bouts of screaming and explosions emanating from behind the pseudo frat house across the street. After a closer inspection, I decided that they were initiating young, impressionable boys into their little club. They were launching bottle rockets to mark the occasion, so naturally I wanted to fire some as well, right back at them. Bigger ones of course, the kind of boomers you can only find at Rocket City inside the marvelous world of South of The Border in Dillon, South Carolina.